Wet thing

this pussy.

yo come get in this wet thing😏
say less shawty😩💦

by homiedepot June 19, 2021

wet

when someone’s too much. like their just too much. everything they do is too much. they talk too much, they did that too much, they do everything in way that is way too much.

isabelly: *rubbing her mf crystals*
aaliyah: ugh bruh she’s so wet the way she’s rubbing them crystals

isabelly: *calls urvarsi (er-var-see) yuvashi (you-va-shee)
urvarsi: bruh why does she get pissed when we call her isabelly but calls me yuvashi. she’s so wet why does she have to give me a nickname anyway

by nia.mp4 June 22, 2021

The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

wet link

a sneaky link you can't get out of.

Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.

by yaznot July 9, 2021

Toe in the wet sprocket

A mild inconvenience

"I forgot to bring my wallet!"
"Dude, that's such a toe in the wet sprocket."

by BowlofNerdles January 31, 2026

Wet George

When a person named George urinates upon another person, typically a loved one and usually while heavily inebriated. Action is not limited to beds, it can also include floors, kitchen tables and other surfaces.

Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, boys. Babes pissed. I pulled a wet George last night and pissed all over her.

by Raccoonspaghetti March 2, 2026