The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

wet link

a sneaky link you can't get out of.

Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.

by yaznot July 9, 2021

real wet willie

licking the tip of your penis (pulled back) and putting in someones ear as a joke. like a wet willie but instead of the finger its a penis. this is also not for sexual gratification its just a NOT gay prank.

i gave this lil nigga the real wet willie! this lil nigga whent crazy!

by pseudoMLK January 10, 2026