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Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier
Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!
by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025
mugGet the Sucked and fuckedmug.

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
mugGet the Un-Sucked Dick Thesismug.

sucking dick

you suck a dick if you like it sucking dick
by roobing January 11, 2025
mugGet the sucking dickmug.

Suck Off

When someone holds someone else’s neck or head between their legs, usually involves keeping them rendered to submission between both thighs until they tap out or pass out.

Usually involves other people kicking or helping restrain the person currently undergoing a suck off to make sure it’s successful.
Come here, let me show you something.

What’s up.

*puts him in suck off position by slowly but surely lowering his head.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 23, 2023
mugGet the Suck Offmug.

SUCK ME DICK

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
by A dick sucker March 24, 2021
mugGet the SUCK ME DICKmug.

Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head
by LemonSuck69 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Lemon suckmug.

sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.
(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!
by sir PEACH June 15, 2004
mugGet the sucks to be youmug.

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