Technoblade

Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.

*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by Guy who says meh March 9, 2022

Technotech

A professional developer well known in the Microsoft Flight Simulator community for making high quality mods for free.

Technotech just released a 767 for Microsoft Flight Simulator! Yes!

by checkerberry March 11, 2022

Technobald stan

Your awesome and you are probably bald.

You most likely went bald before 18. Technobald stans have no mother.

so a Technobald stan should............................meh .

by king rabbit 2008 is bald March 24, 2022

technidiot

1. When you send your electronic device in for repair or upgrade and it comes back in worse shape than it was, it was repaired by a technidiot.

2. Those people who claim to " follow the science" and yet demonstrate they do not know or understand any science are also technidiots.

My iphone was repaired by a technidiot. It never worked right again.

by Helium5793 March 28, 2022

technoligarchy

The few powerful companies that control how the general public uses technology due to their near monopoly on the market that produces it.

I had to get all new cords for my phone this time- fuck the technoligarchy!

by bumblebex March 30, 2022

techdeckisum

when you are so poggers you start fingerboarding and you get good at it.

The man was so cool some said he committed techdeckisum

by xxbofa90xx March 30, 2022

Techa

Techa is a woman who would not hesitate to kick your ass. She will hold you by your neck while flirting with you. A Techa is often tall and carries weapons strapped to her thighs. She is a little socially awkward but she would let you call her mommy in bed.

Person 1: OMG, I just met a Techa!

Person 2: How was it? I heard Techa's are super hot

Person 1: The rumours were true, she was such a hottie

by 4p0ll0 April 1, 2022