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Bartram Trail High School 

A cancerous ghetto school that will easily piss u off with its shitty grading system and how often kids do heroin in the bathroom. Every bathroom is closed everyday due to drug inspections and condoms being found on the floor :).
Bartram Trail High school aint the greatest school in the world.
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lincoln park high school 

Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher
Guy One: Got weed?
Guy Two: What's this look like, Lincoln Park High School.

I Don't Speak School Shooter 

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

High school

You will actually have to study for Honors/Pre-AP/AP classes. You will most likely forget about your friends, family and love life, and will exist for the sole purpose of reaching a 4.5 GPA and studying for the impending SATs. You may experience unexplainable weight loss, paleness, and passing out randomly in class. The only free time you have will be spent crying and listening to sad music while reviewing notes for the 90th time to get a 78 on your AP chemistry test. Average sleep hours=2.5 per school night, 5=per week day.

High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.

Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up

a. poor

b. dead

c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life.

Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.

Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
Me: I'm a sophomore in high school as of August 2011. Help me.
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.

Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
High school by Aceywantsyoursoul October 14, 2011

Adeyfield school 

A secondary school in Hertfordshire for all those who wish to :get pregnant at the tender age of 14 ,drink,smoke,cheat, lie,deal drugs and possibly learn to sit on their backside and use people such as myself to wrongfully gain 'achievement's'.If you wish to acquire any of these reached traits this is the place to learn them .Other then that you will receive a 'full and righteous education' in the lovely county of Hertfordshire ,home of the jigsaw killer and 'elstree studios' XD
adeyfield school -our pupils behaviour has improved this year ,only had to call the police out once this week.
Adeyfield school by keikofujimora September 27, 2013

Back To School Blues 

The feeling one gets when as the holiday draws to the end and people start to remind eachother of the coming school days, people wonder where the time went and dread that they have forgotten everthing.
example) A:"Hey man can you believe the holidays are over? i mean where did the time go?"

B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"
Back To School Blues by Mikoneo January 4, 2012

Herberg Middle School 

a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.
You go to Herberg Middle School?

Yeah, yesterday I walked in on seventh graders feining over a juul.