make my bottle pop

To give a female an orgasm.
Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop, shake me.

lyrics: Pussycat Dolls
by Osar November 07, 2008
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popped a cap in his ass

he shot him
English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"
by applealex December 03, 2009
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The Pillsbury Pizza Pop

When engaging in sexual intercourse (missionary position) with a female who is currently midway through her menstrual cycle the male may ejaculate inside her then remove his flaccid penis and proceed to punch her in the stomach creating an eruption similar to those seen on the Pillsbury Pizza Pop commercials.
On their wedding night Justin gave Kaitlyn The Pillsbury Pizza Pop.
by StinkyFingerJon April 18, 2008
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Man Pop-Culture Law

Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"

Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:

-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)

This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?

Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.

Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!

Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009
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pop off

Post Office Protocols off
We are looking forward to the end of our round delivering letters with the Royal Mail and to having a bit of fun with our computers, so you can pop off
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chocolate piss pop

Aka B.B.C. all the ladies love black monsters expecially when they are like 18 inches long, resembles a chocolate popsicle cuz bitches love to gag on em. and the rest is self expanatory.
Elaine: Ewwww I don't wanna suck a chocolate piss pop.
by Vitelly Trunkionne June 18, 2006
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cap a pop in yo ass

A variation of "pop a cap in yo ass".
Said by a vending machine in a Simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at Bart.
*Bart attacks the vending machine*
Vending machine: Yo, I'm gonna cap a pop in yo ass!
by Allen Smithee November 18, 2007
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