take it to god 

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever

Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"

take it to god by coocooforcocoapuffsyeah January 19, 2011

Don't "Oh My God" me. 

It's when you have a heated argument with another person, and he/she keeps telling you 'oh my God', by implying that they don't want to hear you speak, is when you use the Don't "Oh My God" me, which means you are right, and the person should listen whether he/she likes it or not.

Jennifer: Stop talking and listen to me. He is mine, and you should leave him alone.

Candy: Oh my God, when will you shut up about this?

Jennifer: Don't "Oh My God" me.... you know I'm right about this. He loves me, not you.

Don't "Oh My God" me. by W for Whatever-Man February 27, 2013

Freebee from God 

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.

Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro

Freebee from God by Whickerbook February 5, 2015

oh my god its jason bourne 

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.

A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

oh my god its jason bourne by OJAX1 January 20, 2017

we killed god 

God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.

Some faggot: *insert Cory In the house anime.* 👌

Faggot #2: We killed god.

we killed god by IIHaveNoLife November 26, 2017

Cheese grater god 

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)

The cheese grater god is Godly

Cheese grater god by Cheesey god October 22, 2018

William the god 

William the god looks down on people because William the god has a bigger dick than them. William the god is a fucking lad with a huge cock

“Oh shit, it’s a William the god! He has a big dick! We are peasants.”

William the god by Phsycogoat126 December 6, 2019