The euphoria that occurs when you've located the "perfect" job listing that will change your life and advance your earning potential. Generally dissipates as you realize that the new job is going to suck as much as the current one.
A green mist fell over Felix's face when he saw the job posting for Google's Java engineer position.
When a biddy's giving you head, you knock her out then snot rocket in her hair
only works if shes on her knees
John: Dude, last night Sally gave me dome
Joe: How'd that go?
John: great. right as i was about to jizz i knocked her out and snot rocketed all over her hair!
Joe: Nice green waterfall dude