Murph-fucked

1600 Calorie - Eat your misses out.
300 Pumps doggy
200 Pumps ‘Special Doggy’
100 Pumps spooning (anal)
1600 Calorie - Blow Job

We did murph-fucked for time.

by BSCRUBH October 30, 2022

Fuck the children

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services

I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

happy fucks

fucking happy people. optimists.

"do you see that optimist over there?"
"yeah, happy fucks"

by 1directionnn January 20, 2021

Fuck-nah

I’ll be damned first! No way is that shit happening! Not a chance! No fucking way!

So you want to cliff dive naked? Ok ... umm yea , Fuck-nah!

by Datsron February 4, 2021

Fuck Fit

The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.

1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."

2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"

by Silent Guiche February 4, 2021

Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021

Tummy fucking

“To put the penis in the belly button” Distractible podcast

I was tummy fucking today

by The kid left over November 30, 2021