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Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'
Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"
by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017
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Potable Douche

A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama
That's one heak of a Potable Douche
by LincolnLog69 July 23, 2014
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Douche

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.
Guy 1: Where ya heading?

Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself.

Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!
by AkoniRich May 4, 2009
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douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
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douche

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.
Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.
by melsie February 15, 2010
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Amuse Douche

The guy you’re just messing around with while waiting for the main course dude that rocks your world
I was bored and he was around, so used him as an Amuse Douche to keep myself occupied
by SirJohnsubVi April 18, 2025
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douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
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