douche clueless

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"

When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
by BAD artiste April 22, 2017
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inane douche

What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 14, 2022
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man douche

A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
by WordKrapper September 25, 2010
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Douched

When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.
Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.
by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021
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Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 14, 2023
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Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
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