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cum dumpster

woman who sleeps with random men
she fucked all my friends she is a cum dumpster
by surfboa January 13, 2016
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whale cum

You`re whale cum!
You motherfucker are not whale cum!
by godlikegod November 14, 2018
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Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids
by Bananaladies December 5, 2018
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Cum Lord

A person that is milking people on their cum they often own a cum dungeon with more than one person in them.
Person 1: I am the biggest Cum Lord in the world
Person 2: Really how big is your cum dungeon?
Person 1: I can say that I'll generate 40 000 liter cum a day
Person 2: UwU
by RogeCumBoy August 28, 2019
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Cum Hive

When a woman gives a man a handjob and the sperm gits stuck in the womans eat canal and then slurps it out.
Last night my wife and I got into a preDICKament that included a Cum Hive.
by EnderMickle December 18, 2017
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Cum roullette

Take as many friends as you want and grab a box of tissues, take 3 tissues each. After taking the tissues go into a different room and blow your nose into two of the tissues, ejaculate into the last tissue.

Screw up the tissues and come back into the room, players take it in turn to eat a tissue, the loser is the one that eats the most cum filled tissues

The winner (if there is one) is the one that eats the most snot but least cum
A: yo bro wanna play cum roullette

B: nah m8 i remember last time, no one wins in that situation
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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cum rocks

Cause from sucking dirty dick

Symptoms: big white sacks of drippy cum on the back of your throat.
Alysa sucked stevez dirty dick so she had go to the hospital and get checked for cum rocks.
by Kumrocz April 22, 2017
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