anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.

Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.

by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021

Anal Blunt

A type of blunt used to smoke shit coming direct out of the anal cavity, Italian Cum is usually present when an anal blunt is used.

My boy took a shit and I smoked it with an anal blunt

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf March 2, 2022

anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.

John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*

by thetrueboi June 7, 2018

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.

Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.

by Gorgonga May 20, 2024

Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

Anal Breeze

A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.

I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.

by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019