Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug. .9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
Get the .9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.mug. by Handle100 August 8, 2023
Get the Please praise IU not Black pink all member lolmug. by jakyboi May 20, 2019
Get the were all virginsmug. I started using this at work (in a hospital) we can't say 'quiet' or 'slow' as it brings the Thunder, so I started using Dick-all. This means nothing going on, no business, no plans, boring. Also see 'Jack-Squat'.
"There is dick-all happening in the OB unit tonight" or "let's do something Friday, I have dick-all for plans".
by ColoradoG May 12, 2023
Get the Dick-allmug. A humorous interjection used to describe a sentence that makes absolutely no sense despite the person who wrote/said it not using any nonsense words.
(i.e all of the words are real and can be found in the dictionary, but the sentence still doesn't make any sense.)
Sometimes the word "certainly" (Those are certainly all words) is added.
(i.e all of the words are real and can be found in the dictionary, but the sentence still doesn't make any sense.)
Sometimes the word "certainly" (Those are certainly all words) is added.
"Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"
"Those are all words!"
"Those are all words!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 24, 2024
Get the Those are all wordsmug. Mister Know It All is the annoying person that has to tell you that he knows the best. Mister know it all feel the urge to correct everyone if he believe he is right (wich is very often).
Tim: oh, look at that white cat, it's so cute!
Jim: what white cat? I can't see any white cats here. Oh, you mean the white cat with some grey dots on it's forehead? Cause that isn't a white cat. That is a semi colored cat....
Tim: can We just warm up some noodles night? I feel like eating something easy, the japanese way.
Jim: uhm, noodles are actually chinese and not japanese, just so you know....
Jim is the annoying Mister Know It All in this friendship.
Jim: what white cat? I can't see any white cats here. Oh, you mean the white cat with some grey dots on it's forehead? Cause that isn't a white cat. That is a semi colored cat....
Tim: can We just warm up some noodles night? I feel like eating something easy, the japanese way.
Jim: uhm, noodles are actually chinese and not japanese, just so you know....
Jim is the annoying Mister Know It All in this friendship.
by norajaegtvik November 21, 2016
Get the mister know it allmug.