Douche bomb

Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.
Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states.

Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.
by Ms. Dick Pickles January 24, 2022
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Douche cactus

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019
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Deep dish douche club

The deep dish douche club is a group of BRO’S who run the jacked up trucks that are squatted with the lit up deep dish wheels on them.
Wow broham was the queen of the deep dish douche club right there.
by Dull clan June 23, 2021
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douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
by MuklasinahDiamond March 16, 2021
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Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
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douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.
Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
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Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery
That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!
by Janofarc January 22, 2016
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