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sex hour 

Commonly, and mistakenly, referred to as "hour" when speaking about the duration of sexual intercourse. In real time it is only around 20 minutes, more or less. People don't often have sex for hours, they only ever go at it for sex hours.
Guy 1: That drunk hoe came over after the party last night and we had sex for hours!

Guy 2: Don't you mean sex hours? How long was it?

Guy 1: Umm, it lasted like 40 minutes..

Guy 2: That translates to about two sex hours, you egotistical swine.
sex hour by edgarbrnl October 4, 2010
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sex hurricane 

When u and ur girl spray cum harder than hurricane Harvey all over the walls of your parents' room.
Me n' my girl made a sex hurricane in her single mother's bedroom oopsie.
sex hurricane by Dicksucker69OwO November 1, 2017
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Sex clock is a phase used when to have sex in early hours of the day

it could be 4pm "look its 11pm on the sex clock"
i see its 11pm on the Sex Clock, time for bed
Sex Clock by TobyGirl November 4, 2008

sex pool 

1. A place on a coed prep school campus were students of the opposite sexes go for extralegal sexual activity. The area's original use has now long since been forgotten and is now considered a disgusting place were one in their right mind would ever visit unless they were going to preform extralegal sexual activities.
Theo- Hey Loren, The Rock gardens fucking disgusting
Loren- Yea, everyone just goes there to have sex.
Theo- Yea its a sex-pool, and the rock garden club just planted moss there so that its fucking soft on the rocks... perfect for sex
Loren- Hahah sex pool... sounds like cess pool... AND BOTH ARE DISGUSTING!!!!
Theo- true true.... j0 lets put it on urbandictionary.com!
sex pool by Anonymous May 26, 2003

sex addict 

se7en from brokencyde is a sex addict.
sex addict by fobthesheep June 14, 2009
slang for "ry-ry sex-pie". it is a deliciously and devilishly handsome young man who fails to realise his impact on the female population. modest. often unable to accept when others call him handsome, attractive and sexual. bordering on shy. this man needs to be appreciated and adored. best provided by a "sex-wee"
a female observing this fine creature : "wow! that's one SEX-PIE!!"
sex-pie by lazy bones July 29, 2006
A strip-tease game where you gain points by saying "Sex Me" at every car you see with a headlight or a fog light burned out faster than the person(s) you are playing against.

--Seeing a fog AND headlight out is worth double points.
--Seeing a car who is pulled over with above criteria is an instant win (i.e. infinite points) for the person who called it the quickest.

Each point is worth one garment to be removed from your opponent at a later time.
-"Sex ME!"
-"Aww damn, that's your 5th point...I'm running out of clothes..."

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-"They got pulled over...nice"
-"I win!!! haha SEX ME!"
-"damn...forgot to call it."
sex me by losingfast October 20, 2009