blow job 

an excellent lip exfoliant

((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))

"Last night I gave Chris a blow job and my lips are so soft!"

blow job by 1234098756840293 January 23, 2009

Rim Job 

This is like, a licking of the asshole.

Tom: Gee! I thoroughly enjoyed that, Sue. Would it be alright if you gave me a rim job now?
Sue: Sure thing!

Rim Job by vivalastoner July 16, 2008

ago-job 

A job well done from a gent named ago.

"I got me an ago-job last nite!"

ago-job by goatee January 15, 2004

Knee Job

When a female, typically of Austrian decent, sits on a bar stool directly across from a male whom is also sitting on a bar stool of equal height. The female then proceeds to spread her legs to form about a 90 degree angle. For the next 2-3 hours the female vigorously rubs the opposite male's knee up against her female reproductive organs until a climax ensues.

Dude, I was drinking at this bar in Munich when this totally totally D.T.F. Austrian girl kept giving me knee job after knee job. She probably rattled off 5-6 kj's during a 3 hour stretch.

Knee Job by Mr. Favre April 7, 2009

Bag job 

When a woman sucks on your sack until you come.

When I asked for a bag job, she said won't your dick hit my face?

Bag job by Tom B. Stone January 27, 2009

hub job 

A sexual favor given and received via a local area network.

Hey Flop, I'll trade you P.S. I Love You for a hub job.

hub job by syrupjoe May 8, 2008

Force job 

1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.

2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.

3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.

4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.

I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.

If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.

When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.

'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda

'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi

Force job by zingeraddict December 7, 2011