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It tickles him he does a dance
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But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
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It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
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