Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 23, 2023

School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.

Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023

Something thats long and hard

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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Inni84 July 22, 2023

no nut November HARD MODE

This is a twist on the no-nut November challenge, only meant for true gods, only for the most manly of men.

You can't nut for a WHOLE year, from January 1st all the way to December 31st.

There are very few men who have completed this mountain of a challenge, and those who did, have transcended being mere mortals but have became GODS.

"only 5 days away from completing no nut November hard mode! I cant believe it "

by depressed_crab51 August 24, 2024

She Works Hard for the Money

She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Onetta there in the corner stand
And she wonders where she is
And it's strange to her
Some people seem to have everything
Nine a.m. on the hour hand
And she's waiting for the bell
And she's looking real pretty
Just wait for her clientele
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right

She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Twenty-eight years have come and gone
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there
It's a sacrifice working day to day
For little money, just tips for pay
But it's worth it all
Just to hear them say that they care
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Already knows
She's seen her bad times
Already knows
These are the good times
Never sell out
She never will
Not for a dollar bill
She works hard
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works so hard for the money
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right

by Gothic Miscreant September 27, 2023

It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023