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Claggy douche

Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
by Claggy douche June 16, 2024
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Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
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Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.
by ric scu May 26, 2014
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douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
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Douche Mouth

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.
I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.
by Hollywars May 30, 2012
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douche clouder

Someone who insists on blowing huge vape clouds everywhere they go just to show off their mod. And be a douche about it.
Dude, check this out. *blows big cloud in my face* Dude, you can't see my head, can you? ...damn Douche Clouder ..
by Dr.Coxx March 7, 2015
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douche koozie

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.
by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016
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