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Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
mugGet the Dodge Douchemug.

douche-tanic

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.
That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!
by unseeliekin August 18, 2014
mugGet the douche-tanicmug.

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
mugGet the Douche'mug.

Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.
Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.
by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 7, 2024
mugGet the Douche Lordmug.

douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009
mugGet the douche shuttlemug.

douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.
Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
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Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
mugGet the Douche Canoemug.

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