douche-skunk

/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation

I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked

by nativepress April 23, 2017

douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 January 8, 2009

DOUCH COSHION

When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle

Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe

Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!

by Evilerskull January 7, 2019

DOUCHE

A person, GENERALLY a man, who is shallow & hot...a PLAYER with a SLICK game. He is USUALLY very attractive & well-groomed, but his lack of conscience and self- absorbed behavior renders him completely intolerable to be around.

"I am horny, but MY GOD, He's such a DOUCHE... I just want to punch him in the face."

by Here To Help 711 July 31, 2016

douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect

'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back

by adamsgone May 8, 2011

douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way

Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .

by steven ford July 12, 2017

Douche

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.

Guy 1: Where ya heading?

Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself.

Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!

by AkoniRich May 4, 2009