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The attack of the dead men 

Turmoil at the front, willhelms forces on the hunt,Theres a thunder in the east,ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DECEASED!They've been facing poison gas 7000 charge en mass, turn the tide of the attack, and force the enemy to turn back!
And thats when the dead men are marching again
Osowiec, then, and again
Attack of the, dead, hundred men,
Facing the, led, once again,
Hundred men, Charge again, Die again
History Nerd 1: Ayo have you heard about The attack of the dead men
History Nerd 2: whats that?
History Nerd 1: It's bassically a real life zombie attack, that happened on august 6th, 1915, Some soliders, who should've been dead. Charged at the german army. Its also a sick fucking song
History Nerd 2: HOw HAVE I NOT FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS

Sneak Attack 

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.
Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"
Sneak Attack by King of Pedars October 17, 2022

Rat Attack by R4L 

When rats set up an organized "rat attack" against an individual or company.
Meaning the enemy will be totally neutralized.
- She cheated on me! Let's make a Rat Attack!
- Yes bro! R4L.

- Proceeds with Fake Followers and Insults.

Rat Attack by R4L
Rat Attack by R4L by RattaR4L November 7, 2022

Blind Attack

A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.

Lung Attack 

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.
Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.

Toaster Attack 

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?
Toaster Attack by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023