Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

new york snap

when you fart in a woman/mans mouth and it makes a "snap" noise...why anyone would do that is beond me.

"dude i did a New york snap on your mom last night, and she liked it."

by sexyybeastbby. January 23, 2009

New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

New Work Tool

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.

Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

new urban mechanics

A team of trouble-makers within municipal government.

What are those new urban mechanics up to now!

by nakedpilgrim February 13, 2018

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.

"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016