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The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.
Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.
by Rk0281 August 3, 2017
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Red Army Effect

When an organization and its material is built up over a period of 60 years, and the organization destroys all of that including itself in just 2 years.
I started crypto-trading and faced the Red Army Effect.
by anti-putin February 20, 2024
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The Declan Effect

when one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter
“Ayo why quin lookin different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.
by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023
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strawberry effect

The effect that a dark skin woman leaves on a man after he’s experienced her pink internal self .
Kemo was historically amazed at how she glistened like a moist strawberry and felt the same though her skin was premium chocolate it left the strawberry effect on him
by Kareiy October 28, 2020
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snide-effects

Unwanted/unforeseen "secondary" reactions to derogatory remarks.
One of da most common snide-effects is when da intended victim of one's verbal bile complains to an authority figure about da criticizer's harsh words, and then said arrogant speaker gets in a load of Dutch for running his mouth.
by QuacksO November 22, 2022
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Side effects

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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Jblendz Effect

The positive outcomes that come after getting a haircut from Elizabeth barber Jblendz , such as getting compliments , fucking more bitches , making more money , etc .
Seb: Yo how did you pull 6 girls in 1 day and make 10 bands??!!?!
Rick: The Jblendz effect.
by onamuh August 21, 2024
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