suck noise

A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'

*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."

by Deguisseppionoppolis May 28, 2018

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.

“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”

by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

Suck it till you cum it

Suck it till you cum it. A word that defines all sigma in one lump sum.

Meaningless word that sums up a thousand sentences to enhance your dominance. Use it at all cost

Yo yes bro you seen that lenger over there she neeeee to suck it till you cum it🤪

yes pretty lady want to suck it till you cum it darling

by report2 October 31, 2023

sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.

(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!

by sir PEACH June 15, 2004

suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

by Mm21 May 29, 2021