Rule 81

"If it exist, AI can replicate it."

'Ei'ght sounds like an A and 1 looks similar to I. Combined, it's read AI. Invented since OpenAI made an AI that could terryfyingly turn any picture into an accurate artstyle of Ghibli Studio or any other cartoon.

Simply, this is just another way of saying "Your art skill is useless, AI could already do your job".

"I was planning to go to art school."
"Ever heard of Rule 81?"

by dognameddestroyer March 29, 2025

Rule 985

The Rule of the Internet that Defines That, If A Peice of Media Exists In a Digital form, Jerma985 Is Involved Somehow.

Friend: "Do you like Rule 34?"
Me: "I Prefer Rule 985, If It Exists, There is Jerma In It."

by Mzjejwjshdu April 1, 2025

Rulecucked

When something is "cucked" really hard with annoying rulesets, like it has a lot of either bullshit or overly sensitive set of rules

Though in the end it can still be applied as sarcasm against rules that don't affect anything really

Scene 1:
Bob: I can't even criticize people anymore without it being flagged automatically as harassment and removed.. Rulecucked

Scene2:
Root: Also images must be under 2MB
Anonymous: rulecucked to death

by iwanttobeanonymousagainsadface April 18, 2025

Rule 35

“If no porn is found of it, it will be made". This acts as a corollary to the more famous Rule 34 ("If it exists, there is porn of it"), implying that any missing content will eventually be created by users.

Overlaps with Rule 36: ‘There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw’, and potentially Rule 63: ‘For every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa’ but not always

Person 1: Finally, I’ve found something Rule 34 doesn’t apply to!
Person 2: Not according to Rule 35, you didn’t

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink February 25, 2026

Rule 79,5

Everyone,

Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
At the end of the day we all do… og cours the priest Enters the chaimbers. His eyes wild with distress, his ears lonesome withouteth the cherfull ringing of sophies clocs
It is in deed called rule #79,5. Every Concept, Phänomenon… Well let‘s be honest every existing thing is or will become a part of a pornographic invention

Rule 79,5 is Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.

by Gylpet February 27, 2026

Rule 86

A rule where when something has two colors, and has a screen, can play Bad Apple

Examples:
1. Playing Bad Apple on a TI-84 calculator
2. Playing Bad Apple on a flipbook
3. Black MIDI Playing Bad Apple 3.5 Million in Piano from Above (i5-8350U Legit Run)

A: Guys i saw Bad Apple on a calculator!
B: I saw it on Piano from Above with 5.1 million notes!
C: Oh well? See Bad Apple!! Black Hole Mode
B: WHAT?!? 78 MILLION NOTES????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???!!!??
C: By merging other Black MIDIs about Bad Apple
B: IT CANT BE. RULE 86 IS ALSO ON BLACK MIDI.

by Bluetext6572 March 13, 2026

Rule 8 - 3

If there is a door, disintegration loop can be put behind it.

I heard a knocking at my door, so I opened it, and I fell into the disintegration loop. I hate rule 8 - 3

by Fatherdubs March 22, 2026