Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

piss

When a baby gets hit by a car.

Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!

Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!

by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020

piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.

A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!

by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021

Boys Piss

When one member of the crew needs to pee and grabs some friends to all go pee at the same time at a party. Popular places include fences, trees, backyards and sometimes abandoned buildings, cars, and wherever else you can get away with it.

Other terms for boys pissing are

Boys Slash

Lads Piss
Lads Sword Fight

“Lads, surely a boys piss??”
Everyone else “Boys Piss!!”

by UppBeeatss March 6, 2021

Piss cutter

A vehicle (typically compact car) thats a real piece of junk and somebody (usually in the NE area) zooms around in.

"Man did you see that thing!? What a little piss cutter*....the tail light was dragging on the damn road!

* pronounced"cuttah" if in Boston

by dannybampants July 2, 2016

Piss Pint

A drinking game created in the United Kingdom, whilst its origin is somewhat unknown, the rules of the game are simple.

On a night out with the lads, the first person who needs to break the seal (first piss of the night), must fill a pint glass with their piss and then chug it.

Lad 1: We playing Piss Pint tonight, lads?
Lad 2: Aye.
Lad 3: Aw shit, I'm busting already.
Lad 4: Chug it down sunshine!

by Maykko May 30, 2024

Screaming Piss

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.

“Be right back man, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019