Dirty Dermo

When you get a full football team to cum in your hair to ensure it stays extra curly

Ah man my hair was giving me hardship so I had to go down to Bluebell and act the dirty dermo to sort it out

by Dirtymichael May 24, 2019

Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.

Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!

by LightningWizard June 11, 2019

Dirty Dandelion

A dirty asshole

Ryan is a dirty dandelion.

Gosh! Your a such a dirty dandelion!

by Allyscia-Jade September 29, 2019

DIRTY Malone

A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.

Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.

by Haribokart October 14, 2019

Dirty Iceberg

When you dump a poo so massive that the tip of it emerges out from the water. Like an ice berg would emerge from the cold rigid sea.

Jacob did you see the size of that dirty iceberg I just put in your toilet?

by Canadian Jewbag August 19, 2019

Dirty Cupid

LSD that makes you feel like you have a literal hole in your chest. LSD that makes you so lucid you start imagining yourself in 2 dimensions at once.

Dude took some dirty cupid and fell into a coma.

Bryce said I took some dirty cupid and started shaking violently for like 6 hours straight.

by lilniggagotsomebeef September 10, 2019

Dirty Spaghetto

When a well hung Italian male cock slaps you real good and smacks you about the face with his flaccid penis.

I hooked up with Antonio last night and he gave me the dirty spaghetto.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2018