J Bro 

Super awesome computer nerd who loves riding his bike on Thursdays and has freakishly long legs.

See that J Bro over there on his bike! Man, he sure has some long fucking legs!

J Bro by Cali Halcy March 22, 2009

cool story bro 

A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.

Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"

cool story bro by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011

dont... me, bro 

A mock of the infamous line, "Dont tase me bro!"
Usually paired with a picture.
The blank can be filled in with anyhting rhyming with "tase."

The captioning under a picture of a donut:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "Glaze"

The caption under a picture of a fish:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "filet's"

dont... me, bro by njadams10 January 10, 2008

Vet-Bro

Vet-Bro is a term used by younger Soldiers that are triggered knowing that they couldn't hack it back in the day and by older Soldiers trying way too hard to be woke and politically correct.

Vet-Bros with their back in the day comments.

Vet-Bro by Ssgthobro March 27, 2022

spider bro 

A bro (friend) that does a favor for you without asking.

Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.

John: Damn I gotta alotta things to do today.

Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and

returned your movies!

John: Thanks alot spider bro!

spider bro by magana91 July 19, 2011

inca bro

friend which u will be friends with for eternity

inca bro:commplament, from the roman empire ,best friend

inca bro by tupoc September 5, 2008

Step bro

If u say that someone is your stepbrother it means you have a crush on them

Hey Jessica I think alex might be my step bro

Step bro by My dad is my dad September 30, 2020