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zoloft zombie

the period after taking zoloft for about a week when it begins to reap its horrible effects on you and filter out every negative emotion along with positive to hence the name "zombie" zoloft will literally stop u from showing any signs emotion/life at all
i was a total zoloft zombie for a while and didnt even realize it. when i finally did i quit taking zoloft for good
by themedicineman2296 July 22, 2010
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zombie punch

The Zombie Punch is an obscure sexual act, virtually unknown to the common public. While it is practiced by some, such occurances are seemingly quite rare. The Zombie Punch is a violent and illegal act, and should not be attempted by anyone, as it can be considered assault.

The Zombie puch consists of several steps, and must involve at least one male participant. First, punchee must initiate oral sex on the puncher. The length of this phase various, based on the staying power of the puncher, and the skill of the punchee. Next, when the puncher is approaching climax, he must remove himself from his partner's mouth, and deliver a swift blow to the nose, hard enough to cause bleeding and slight disorientation, but not so hard as to render the punchee unconscious. Third, the puncher must quickly achieve orgasm of his own volition, and ejaculate on his partner's face, preferably in lagre quantity, all over it's surface.

Finally, if performed correctly, the punchee's face should be well covered in a smear of blood in semen, and be staggering about, lightly disoriented. At this point, the puncher runs over to the nearest light switch, and begins to flick it on and off. If you have indeed succeeded, the effect given should be that the punchee looks to be staggering about like a Zombie, and thier face should look like that of the undead. The flicking of the lights provides a jerking effect to the movement, and affects vision as well.

The name "Zombie Punch" is likely a derivitive of "Donkey Punch", another, somewhat more common sex act involving a blow to the head.
"Sky, I totally Zombie Punched your mom last night!"

"So that's why she was all bloody and passed out in the hall..."
by Doom Strike December 7, 2006
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zombiefucknuts

exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.

Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit!", "Fuck!", "Holy Shit!", "Holy Fuck!" and "Holy Fucking Shit!" just don't seem to do the job.
Person 1: So...not only are people coming back from the dead as zombies and eating people's brains, but someone is supplying them with outfits of Barney & Friends at the same time?

Person 2: That's about the gist of it.

Person 3: Well...Zombiefucknuts.
by Deticui December 4, 2005
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Zombie Paper

Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.
Wow, that Zombie Paper sure did stop all those zombies in Threed!
by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004
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zombie

A drink consisting of White Rum, Dark Rum, sours, and pinapple juice

Got the name because of its grey green colour (like a zombie skin)
by NetFreak April 13, 2005
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bath salt zombie

Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.
Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!

Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
by funkyricky July 13, 2012
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Naked Zombie Sean Connery

1. The final boss of Samurai Zombie Nation

2. Anything Awesome that catches you by suprise
example 1:
Mc Hammer: hello there young man.
kid 1: Naked Zombie Sean Connery !!
by Tyler Pulliam April 23, 2007
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