A person who, despite his best attempts, cannot and will not ever make a funny joke. A "Zack Attack" is also known to eat gefilte fish, tuna, and matzah brie, and the like, as well as the occasional Burger King
Look at that Zack Attack over there, spouting bad jokes and eating pickled herring in the Burger King
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