fountain of youth

euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth

How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth

by Algernon June 26, 2007

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Fountain of Youth

A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.

(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."

by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009

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YOIT

Irrelevant snake who is always in their feelings but acts petty/salty to hide that they are actually gay asf

Y you such a YOIT God damn

by By. Avaaaa Loubert November 3, 2016

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fountain of youth

when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain

I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.

by mike ellisio November 19, 2007

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fountain of youth

in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.

Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.

Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?

Greg: Did a fountain of youth.

Joe: Word.

by bread&butter August 23, 2011

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