not in a million years

Used to emphasize that something is impossible or very unlikely to happen

PERSON 1: Please don't leave me
PERSON 2: I won't. Not in a million years

by x_Acey January 12, 2020

balls year

When something takes a lot longer than it should.

"Linda is taking a balls year in the bathroom."

by Grauncho November 8, 2013

Sears-Years

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.

Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.

by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018

rookie of the year

one word, seven letters, seven talented boys-- enhypen.

"hey, have you heard about this kpop group enhypen?"
"yeah, who doesn't, they are the rookie of the year after all"

by naevis is calling December 4, 2021

New year

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.

-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.

by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023

No Fortnite year

Every year we celebrate no Fortnite year and play only great no virginity giving games.

-Oh you've heard Lucas turned virgin?
-Yeah, he played fortnite on no Fortnite year

by Diccsucker6000 March 15, 2019

Year Thirteens

• A term used to describe those completing their final year of school in the British Educational system
• Have a superiority complex due to their age and use this to justify being absolute #dickheads
• Not Grace even though she wishes that she was

“You see that #yute sat at the year thirteens’ table?”
“I know, what a suck up. When is she going to recognise her inferiority?”
“Rachel is the only sound one, the rest are #gitty #shits”

by Humdogg June 3, 2018