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Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."
by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015
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Sears-Years

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.
Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.
by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018
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Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.
‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019
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Year Thirteens

• A term used to describe those completing their final year of school in the British Educational system
• Have a superiority complex due to their age and use this to justify being absolute #dickheads
• Not Grace even though she wishes that she was
“You see that #yute sat at the year thirteens’ table?”
“I know, what a suck up. When is she going to recognise her inferiority?”
“Rachel is the only sound one, the rest are #gitty #shits”
by Humdogg June 3, 2018
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First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂
‘Oh look it’s first years

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’
by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019
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No Fortnite year

Every year we celebrate no Fortnite year and play only great no virginity giving games.
-Oh you've heard Lucas turned virgin?
-Yeah, he played fortnite on no Fortnite year
by Diccsucker6000 March 15, 2019
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Anal year

The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole
Christina’s anal year is 354 days .
by Adultie September 7, 2019
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