knob dripper

A man who takes a piss on the side of the street or highway
Hey man look at how small that knob drippers balls are!!
by Johnnycakenstein April 21, 2023
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knob head

bacically a total dickhead with no friends
take a look in da mirror
by Blue-boy January 02, 2004
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knob job

A total pain in the ass. One whose attitudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.
I can't stand hanging out with Peter today. That guy is being a real knob job.
by tecate March 07, 2006
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knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)
He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey
by joandsi October 27, 2006
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cob knob

When you have anal intercourse shortly after your girlfriends has consumed a healthy corn rich meal and the resulting colon thrashing has dislodged a piece or whole kernel or corn to become secretly lodge betwixt the head and shaft ( or inside of the foreskin for all the meat sheath wielders out there) of your knob only to be discovered later while cleaning up after the o ring wailing mentioned earlier
Dude last night my girl let me put it in her crap trap it was awesome except the KFC famous bowl she are had substantially more corn than normal anyway I finished and was cleaning up and found a half piece or the kernels golden corn lodged in my foreskin, bitch gave me a cob knob
by the jawbreaker March 23, 2015
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hopping knobs

No meaning, Can be used in any sentence, at any time.
Man i wanted to do somthing today but i just sat around and HOPPING KNOBS.
by am#1 March 28, 2010
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Chandler's Knob

A term, derived from Olde English, used to describe something that you should never see, or something that you have seen and wish you hadn't.

The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.
Oh my God - some of the pictures on his mobile phone are definitely Chandler's Knob material!
by Ivor Scenit August 10, 2006
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