weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.

There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Weapons of Mass Murder

A phrase coined when weapons of mass destruction just wasn't scary or sinister enough anymore. Taken literally, this phrase could only mean any weapon that could take the lives of several human beings. When used in a political sense, it is used to refer to the enemy's weapons that we don't like them using. When weapons are labeled Weapons of Mass Murder, they carry the connotation of being unethical, but to me "unethical weapons" implies there are ethical weapons.. and that doesnt really sound right. In reality, ALL WEAPONS ARE TOOLS USED TO MURDER. It shouldnt be long before the propaganda machines in washington start sugar coating our weapons and refering them as "Weapons of Mass Freedom".

We must use our Soldiers of Mass Righteousness to seize iraq's Weapons of Mass Murder.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

weapon of mass distraction

Two or more active communicators that often have a difficult time with closing a discussion because the flow of ideas is strong.

Anna and Rohan were the perfect weapon of mass distraction always talking into the wee hours of the morning.

by Anna Deak April 15, 2006

weapontry

Like weaponry, except is more awesome.

Also, a tree which grows weapons.

Oh my gosh! That tree is covered in weapontry!

by galenasmart November 16, 2010

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

by Pinto July 31, 2003

Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004