queensland wedding night

When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body

It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night

by Fruit_toast December 4, 2016

A Sentence of Weddings

The collective noun/phrase for more than one wedding

I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.

by trkkh May 4, 2012

White Wedding

When the bride gets showered in her Husbands, best man's and some randoms Jizz

"Come on Tracey; time to consummate our marriage by giving you a white wedding"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Wedding whore

Someone who goes to 500000 wedding a day

Nida mumtaz is a wedding whore

by niaaaaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2011

Texas Wedding Cake

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

by mrapril2000 July 24, 2008

Civil Union Wedding

When Two Gay or Lesbian People get Married in a Recoginized State or Country or Proviance

by Danny P October 30, 2003

Irish Wedding

A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.

“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”

“Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”

by BimJean February 27, 2019