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Weave

wig, fake hair, horse hair usually used by women who are too lazy to style their own hair. Other times they are used by women with medical issues, and have legitimate concerns about their public appearance as they have no other choice.

For the women who don't have medical issues, they are usually the ones always complaining about guys being fake and misrepresenting themselves, but yet they have no problem sporting a wig acting like its their own hair. Men have a lot more respect for women that take care of and style their own hair whether it be long or short.

About 80% of the women who wear weaves are usually shallow, lazy, stuck up, gold diggers, and/or have serious self confidence issues. Best to avoid this type unless you just want a one night stand. If they are too lazy to take care of their own appearance, chances are they are also too lazy to get a job, pay bills, or clean around the house.
Harry: "I saw Keisha yesterday and she had 15 inches of hair, I didn't realize her hair was that long, because she usually just wears an ugly shower cap all day"

Spencer: "You big dummy! that aint her real hair! She is too lazy to take care of her own hair, so she just buys weaves all the time"
by NHRATS January 2, 2012
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Long hair extensions for african american women. even tho chris nd jessy have them. But they dont count
holy crap! is that thing on ur head a squirrel? or perhaps a toupee? or maybe a mohawk...o..i see...its a weave
by Lafonda March 23, 2005
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hair weave

hair weave Hair weaved into the hair of black women in a manner that covers the scalp. The hair always comes from a non-black woman. The hair can also be manufactured. Black women will say that white women also wear hair weave. This is a lie told by delusional black women because very few white women wear hair weave.
Almost every black woman on the television news is wearing hair weave.
by freedom ride July 18, 2016
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weave

A type of hair style usually adorned by black women
by Brian November 23, 2002
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[weavealicious]

a woman with super bad hair that looks like its about to crawl off her ghettofied head
that bitch got me so pissed off i should just snatch of weavealicious doo in fromt of everyone
by lillala92 August 1, 2007
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stiff weave

when someone uses old weave in there head to get there hair done ..
this girl in my class has very stiff weave
by firefighter01 January 16, 2018
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weaver

-a man between the ages of 15 and 21 who falsely believes him self to be the reincarnation of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

-this man also refers constantly to the power of self determination.

"with enough self-determination you can sprout some wings and flyyyy awayyy"

-he also displays discontent over the illegal immigration of mexicans
Man after conquering china and outlawing weed that weaver supported under age smoking. He was quoting saying "with enough self determination with enough self-determination cancer is completely avoidable"
by Anthony Panton January 11, 2008
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