Poopie Wash

The act of cleaning ones poop-hole with a fine toothbrush and old rusty mop bucket.

Alfonzo: Hey Franklin your being a real asshole with that butter knife.
Franklin:so what?
Franklin: oh really?! You’re getting a poopie wash! You dirty yellow jacket.

by ColdCoffee August 29, 2004

washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.

"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."

by elektra902 June 21, 2009

batty wash

Semen, cum, jizz.

A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.

Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"

"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."

"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"

"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"

by balbir December 7, 2011

tit wash

Where a man cums onto a women's titties.

Livvi- Fuckin' Give me A Tit Wash Now!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

washing the dishes

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.

He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes

by Cymru am byth January 24, 2008

Chocolate Wash

To defecate upon another person's laundry while it is in the washing machine; to shit upon thy neighbor

I had enough of that asshole down the hall, so after he threw in his laundry load, I gave him a nice chocolate wash to settle the score.

by El Guy November 18, 2005

Dish Washing

That act of a female performing oral sex on a male for money.

Jim: Where did Jessica get all that money?
Tom: I heard she has been dish washing Steve and Eric.
Jim: Really? How much does she charge?

by Teddy V January 7, 2008