because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

Coke to vodka

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him

Max: you’re my coke to the vodka

Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have

by beef curry 6264 September 5, 2019

Vodka

An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes. Also known as the Slavic Elixir.

Vodka is totally not alcoholic.

by Neighbor Vadim March 16, 2021

vodka pine

Vodka with pineapple juice! Yummy

Yo .. I want a vodka pine !!

by Lex12345789 November 15, 2019

VodKa

what russians use in water cooled pc's instead of water

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by mr russian spy satelite April 9, 2021

Vodka Red Pussy

A type of vodka that is produced during menstruation through the poosay. It is a Pussian delicacy and it is a must-try drink, its only competitor is Warm Iguana Goop.

"stages from rehab. vodka red pussy."

by Wig eater August 25, 2024

Nikolai Vodka

A cheap, shitty, bottom shelf vodka that comes in a plastic bottle that only broke alcoholics drink. If you want to get drunk for a buck and destroy your liver, drink Nikolai. Besides getting alcoholics drunk, the only semi-respectable things it's useful for are cleaning and mixing it with something that will mask the varnish-like taste that you're too cheap to use good vodka for.

KingCobraJFS while making a screwdriver on a livestream using Nikolai Vodka: "My favorite cheap vodka is Nikolai because the cap is black."

by dead666420 November 13, 2025