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Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017
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virtuous-action subterfuge

Refers to a seemingly-beneficial/praiseworthy action that you perform in order to cover up a past/present transgression.
Three classic examples of a virtuous-action subterfuge would be:
(1) Pretending to be cleaning up litter along a roadside, in a park, or in some other public area, and then disposing of your bags of collected trash in a nearby dumpster; in reality, of course, you merely picked up just a very few pieces of discarded trash during periods when others were looking --- the bags of trash you're carrying are mostly YOUR OWN household garbage that you're disposing of for free in someone else's dumpster, rather than paying for your own trash-disposal.
(2) Pretending to be helpfully delivering bags of groceries to a tenant of a "wrinkle city" apartment-complex; as in Example #1, however, those bulging shopping-bags are merely still-new-looking shopping-sacks that you've carefully saved from previous grocery-shopping trips and then filled with your own trash; your confederate apartment-tenant later quietly disposes of said bags in the complex's waste-bin along with his own garbage.
(3) Pretending to be cleaning/dusting a certain area of a room, whereas in reality you are covering up the fact that you either have meddled with something you weren't supposed to touch, or currently wish to do so. By cleaning the entire area that the “off-limits” object is occupying, it would seem natural for you to move/handle the object itself in the course of your cleaning, and so no observers will think twice about your harmlessly displacing the item "just to clean around/underneath it".
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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virtuozo

Compound of "virtuoso" and "bozo". Connoting a master of stupidity, particularly when demonstrated by someone of high public fame and/or notoriety.
"Y'know, George W. Bush and Tom Cruise rarely come to mind at the same time, but both of 'em are truly virtuozos."
by BWB February 2, 2007
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Virtual

Another word used in place of "cool" or "awesome" by urban white punk kids
Dude! Nofx is SOOO virtual!
by Swan March 4, 2004
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virtually

The English ability of that student has virtually transcend his teacher.
by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016
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virtual sex

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, virtual sex, jacking off, jerking off, masturbating
Poor lonely james cant get sex, not even from a ho so he must make virtual sex
by no name May 13, 2005
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virtua fighter

are you serious? virtua fighter sounds gay, plays gay, and all of you are GREASY ASS NERDS who think crapier things are better just for the fuck of it, GO FUCK YOURSELVES with a STOLEN DICK, VF is so fucking gay and stupid, TEKKEN IS THE GRATEST FIGHTING GAME EVER, VF having BETTER GRAPHICS? WTF YOU VISUAL FUCK GET OUT, TEKKEN RULES. VF SUCKS TEKKEN"S HUGE COCK.
virtua fighter is a game for American wannabe jap nerds that think gay bullshit is better just for the fuck of it. well it aint.
"SUCK my dick" - Heihachi
"Suck my 10 incher" - Jin
"Suck my alien 2 foot cock" - Yoshimitsu
by filly's dorito sucker March 16, 2005
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