ass-vertisment

Those tight pants (or shorts) with the writing on the backside that LOTS of girls wear...you HAVE to read 'em!

Damn, cuzzint! Peep out dat honey's ass-vertisment!

by E. Ave!!! April 21, 2005

Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg June 2, 2011

Dick vertigo

The slightly uncomfortable/painful feeling of vertigo in your crotch due to descending fast, either on a hill while driving, roller-coaster or by watching someone fall in a movie, show or game.

*As your character jumps off a building in game*

"Aahhh, I can't watch this."
"What's wrong?"
"Feeling dick vertigo, damn painful."

by Treebor1901 July 17, 2016

Swein-Vertikoff Effect

The usage of a made up word or term in a way that meaning can be believed to be understood by the reader.

A prime example of the Swein-Vertikoff Effect was the usage of the term Swein-Vertikoff Effect.

by Prof Vertikoff August 11, 2019

vertical ass

the process by which someones ass suddenly appears ultra long when they wear high-wasited jeans.

"shit man, DJ Tanner has such bad vertical ass"

by vicky p May 3, 2006

vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

by Shtoink May 12, 2007

vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008