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Look Vag....

When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..
Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER
by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023
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Vag-a-stash

A vagina with pubic hair shaved into a mustache. It can be parted and twirled to give it more character.
My vagina is now named Mistress Twatington. We shaved a vag-a-stash last night and now my twat is super classy. Too bad we couldn't find the mustache wax to keep those sides twirled.
by Mistress Twatington November 22, 2011
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Vag cig

A vagina that smells like a cigarette. In some women who smoke regularly the smell of cigarettes emanates not just from their mouths but also from their snatch. When a vagina smells like a cigarette its call a vag cig.

Also some men like to insert their lit or unlit cigarette into their womans baby box. The cigarette then becomes a vag cig. They can then smoke it and it tastes like vagina and cigarette combined together.
Jojo smokes so much she has vag cig.

When i fucked Shania i could still smell her vag cig stench on my dick a day later.

Kelsey let me make a vag cig with her pussy and it tasted good.
by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022
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vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.
Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*
by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009
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vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy
Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.
by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018
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vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.
Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "
by mtaybar October 15, 2015
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vag boulder

1. One female preventing another female from scoring.

2. Female equivalent to cock block
Jane vag bouldered me last night at City Grill
by WingWoman January 29, 2014
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