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Justice Uncle Thomas

A disparaging nickname for the disgraced SCOTUS Justice, Clarence Thomas, a reference to Harriet Beecher Stowe’s classic book, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” since he has gone well beyond betraying his ethnic and cultural heritage.
Well farewell, Justice Uncle Thomas, it’s time to say goodbye to you and your big-bankroll Nazi pal Harlan, we are tired of your sick white supremacist asses trying to take over our country.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.
*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."
by Hunter512 September 16, 2014
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Funny Uncle

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...
That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...
by Lance Blaisdell May 20, 2005
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Unclaimed

This is a band in Tallahassee, Florida, which consists of four homosexuals, whom all enjoy wearing tight pants, v necks, long hair, talking like bitches, playing power chords, and being repetitive. Here are some famous Unclaimed quotes.

"Every music is repetitive"

"Sounds like someone has on the delay pedal"

"Does Kinkos do album covers?"

"We need to sell 1000 albums."

"I prefer my women to have heads the size of baseballs."

"I like taking it up the ass."

One member of the band even represents Florida, by getting an outline of the state, tattooed, on his chest. Here are some quotes from him.

"It was 200 dollars, but my mom paid for it."

Unclaimed's major audience, are 14 year old christian girls, who will never put out, and are also very unattractive. But that's fine, because those guys are gay.
"Hey man, have you seen Unclaimed live?"

"Why would I? All it is, is a huge sodomizing party, with power chords, and shitty guitar."

"Yeah, for sure."
by Nathan Johnson/Awesome May 16, 2009
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uncle gary

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"
by corra October 11, 2003
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Uncle Leo

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.
"Watch your speed on Route 9, Uncle Leo is all over it tonight."
by Blather July 2, 2009
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Uncle Sucker

I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!
by TBERN January 29, 2007
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