Nipple Tomatos

Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things

They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.

Small Point

by wevets March 8, 2009

texas tomato sauce

when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people

kyle: I texas tomato sauced yesterday
caleb: and you did this without me

by 1458lover July 7, 2010

macaroni and tomatoes

A true Southern delicacy. Macaroni and tomatoes consists of elbow pasta, home-canned tomatoes and a good amount of vegetable shortening if made properly. It is generally seasoned with salt, and served with cornbread. Salmon patties can be served as a side.

I can't wait to go back home, my grandmother made macaroni and tomatoes.

by Jasonmisseshiskitty October 20, 2008

Tomato Face 54

Not hammered, not plastered, but tomato-face 54"ed." Many of us know that when you drink more than a few types of wine (especially red) the end of the night does not end so well. When in engaging in this connoisseur-esq. behavior it is only natural to end up with red on the face, therefore making you tomato-face 54"ed."

side note: the "54" is an exaggeration of how many different wines you drink to get to that point (it also references "Pineapple Express").

Dude last night at that party you were so "Tomato Face 54ed!"

by Jake and Josh August 3, 2009

Tomathy

Tomathy is usually a young gentlemen whom enjoys long walks on the beach with his even younger girlfriend, living in a rather large house to make up for the small nature of himself. He lacks the satisfactory capability to pleasure his young girlfriend so he usually goes to sleep disgruntled and his rather young girlfriend goes to sleep as dry as the Sahara Dessert.

Overall, he is a total fucking knobhead who trys to pleasure young people with his tiny penis in his rather large house.

Tomathy likes cream on his apple pie, but he cannot cream his younger girlfriend.

by The real Bruce A.K.A. Lesley November 28, 2017

tamati

A kiwi that has a fetish for putting a basketball in his ass while tickling a group of old men's balls as the nut in his mouth and eyes dribbles down to his ass crack as a lubricant.

That kiwi has a huge Tamati

by Smallrichy October 14, 2017

Tomato Sauce

good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.

Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."

Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.

(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)

I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.

by I hate Tomato Sauce July 20, 2010