Tortoise

Tourtoise new title for a pedophile

Tortoise is the new word for pedophile. Because they always beat the hair!

by tinyhole August 20, 2012

tortillologist

tortillologist An expert on tortillas. The one who pursues the profession of kowing all there is to know of the manufacture, production, preparing, eating, marketing tortillas.

Tortillogist is the person who knows everything there is about tortillas; the thickness, moister, size, cocking details, marketing and consumption of tortillas. A tortillogist is an expert in the manufacture of tortillas. The original Tortillologist was John Manuel Solis who coined the term

by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2009

Tortillaland

Chartered by J-Co in 2009. So he can be related to tortillas in one way or another.

I'm related to tortillas because I'm from Tortillaland. - J-Co

by NightAssistant2009 February 25, 2009

limp tortilla

A very rare occasion where the penis becomes limp in reaction to seeing a pussy.

Wanna lick my limp tortilla?

by maria&pablo February 27, 2009

come torta

A lesbian, or a bitch

Damn alex you're such a come torta

by Ale1569 September 29, 2017

torti

plural form of tortoise

Now you may be thinking to yourself, but torti dont have feathers so how could they fly... well your wrong.

by Chris Meek July 10, 2003

tort

To take one's money

Man, aberflaben tort!

by Afsheen Semnani January 21, 2003