Tom Nook

Fatass racoon who steals your money in animal crossing and has two nephews, Timmy and Tommy

Tom Nook is a total ass jack

by The car battery March 15, 2020

Toms Feet

The overwhelming odor that comes from a day of wearing your Toms. Toms Feet has become prominent recently to a large following of Toms wearers insisting on not wearing socks with their Toms.

Francis "Dude, what's wrong?"

Joe "My lady dumped me because she couldn't handle my Toms Feet."

Francis "So you're saying I've got a shot?"

by bsjerven July 6, 2010

tom's potato

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

by Deeperdaddy7 November 25, 2016

G.E. Toms

A gangsta nicca

Chris: You know that fool G.E. Toms
Jon: Yea that kids dope

by ghsgwerge May 22, 2011

tom scott

that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes

person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?

person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says

by one yeety boi August 30, 2020

Tom Hollandest

Tom Hollandest is a theorized human being, as suggested by the existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander.

“The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of Tom Hollandest”

by lil tax return October 16, 2020

Tom Delay

Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by author July 16, 2006