A cute girl who has an attitude that is caustic, sarcastic, and bitter at the world to some degree. As with any salty individual, it's often a mask to hide insecurity, but not always.
That paramedic on my last shift was one salty doll. A bit of a jerk on the outset, but she was great and had a good sense of humor once she gained some respect and let down her guard.
by AmericanPanoply February 17, 2018
Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.
by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 02, 2018
A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.
You saw that post on reddit yesterday?
Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
by NonameFTW March 02, 2018
Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
by LobsterMoxie July 26, 2018
The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex
Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
by iliketrashytv February 09, 2012
"Did you see dad when Ayron told him she didn't want to go to church anymore?"
"Yea, he was salty as hell!"
"Yea, he was salty as hell!"
by WhiteSupremacy November 10, 2014