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Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.
"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
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Munt

A man cunt

Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.
Craig fucked me in a parking lot on our first date then got turned off the next day when he found out he wasn’t the only guy I’ve slept with on the first date. What a munt!
by Lizalini September 29, 2018
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Munting

Meaning 1: munting is baking lovely cookies for your grandma and isn’t anything else

Meaning 2: eating and sacrificing the short kid at school which is a Swedish practice among secret society’s

Meaning 3: putting your mouth On a part decomposed carcass and the other person jumps on the stomach so the organs and maggots and fluids go into mouth ( illegal and gross )
Person one: let’s go munting
Person two: let’s munt my grandma

Person one: which meaning are you talking about?
Person two: meaning one! Let’s bake some cakes and suprise her!
Person one: YUPIEEE
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
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Munt

Man cunt - a man’s douched and lubed anus, ready to be smashed.
Hey John I really want to fuck your munt.
by Hamish 108 September 12, 2018
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Munt Cuffin

by Wilkshire13 April 5, 2023
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Zimbabwean Flicker Munting

Regular Munting, but instead of having only one person on the body, at least 4 zimbabweans must join in. If done correctly it should summon the god Mwari, and he should begin jumping too. The fabric of reality should start to flicker.

Should only be done if you are a high level gooner and have at least North Korean Flicker Gooned 100 times.
Greg: Bro lets go zimbabwean Flicker munting!
John: Bro last time I almost died!
by Tier 100 Max Prestige Munter January 6, 2025
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Munt

The male anus hole used as a vaginal equivalent. The most offensive thing you can call a man's butt hole. The equivalent of the male version of of the word cunt.
Shut your munt!

Lick my munt hole!
Eat my Munt.
by Mundoism December 8, 2016
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