Tits or gtfo 

Short for, "tits or get the fuck out", often expressed towards an annoying person who has attempted to garner some form of undeserved attention.

The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.

Person 1 - Heyy guysss, I know I'm new here but I thought everyone might like to listen to my life story!!!

Person 2 - Tits or gtfo

Person 3- Tits or gtfo

Person 1- ...

Tits or gtfo by 🐺 November 21, 2018

tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

tits up in a ditch by Twathenge April 27, 2006

Tits McGhee 

A girl who has large boobs that are perfectly round.

Guy: Dude! Check out that tits McGhee over there, her boobs are SMOKIN!

Tits McGhee by Kylie Hope May 31, 2006

Tits in the Bum 

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete

"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"

Tits in the Bum by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012

tits on you 

Too bad. You deserve the outcome.

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.

tits on you by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013

Tits off the chest 

Tits off the chest is a term for females who have large breast that seem to be coming off of their chest.

The women walking down the street had tits off the chest I was in awe at what I had witness I’ve never seen something so big in my life.

Tits off the chest by AnimeManAdventureToAnotherLand January 12, 2022

Tits out for the lads! 

This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.

Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!

Tits out for the lads! by Nick J Liverpool February 25, 2009